Vinny Guadagnino, Angelina Pivarnick Will Smash Again and It Will Be Vile | Wireler
If you caught final evening’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, you will have discovered your self with plenty of questions because the closing credit rolled:
Those questions could have included:
Wait, in order that wasn’t the season finale?
Why is that this episode comprised of 65 % old-footage flashbacks?
How is Mike so obsessive about Funfetti cake, when these little dots of coloration do not truly add any taste. It’s simply yellow cake, Sitch?
(Fine, we’ll give the man a break since he is headed to jail quickly.)
But the largest query of the evening, in fact, was what within the precise f-ck is happening with Vinny and Angelina?
After practically a decade of being acquainted with this solid, we’ve got a fairly good concept of the group dynamic, however as a result of Angelina packed her trash luggage and went house on two separate events, we do not actually know the way she pertains to her fellow guidos.
Yes, we all know that with the potential exception of Snooki, no one actually likes Angelina, however till lately, we have been at nighttime about why sure solid members — chief amongst them, Vinny — appear to harbor such intense resentment towards the Hamster.
Over the course of the previous two weeks, nonetheless, these questions have largely been answered.
While Vinny and Angelina may not have grown up on the identical block, as she claims, they each hail from Staten Island and knew one another for a number of years earlier than turning into re-acquainted in Seaside.
Kinda bizarre that that by no means got here up through the present’s authentic run, however no matter.
Anyway, as just about everybody else in the home identified final evening, the antipathy between Angelina and Vinny may simply have doubled as sexual rigidity.
And since Vinny and Angelina have connected earlier than, it is not shocking everybody speculated that they are going to once more.
And here is the factor about that — they’re 100 % proper.
These two will completely find yourself within the smush room on a future episode of Shore.
Now, it’s possible you’ll be considering, however maintain on is not Angelina engaged?
And to that we are saying sure — however she’s been engaged thrice earlier than and she conveniently ditched her ring simply previous to her newest stint on Shore.
Add to that the truth that Pivarnick gave her fiance a tattoo of a hamster with sh-t and interval blood dripping out of it on Snooki’s new present final evening, and it turns into fairly clear that these two are by no means making it down the aisle.
Of course, there are nonetheless some important obstacles standing between Pivarnick and Guadagnino.
Namely, the truth that the complete solid’s distaste for Angelina is palpable in each scene.
But that most likely will not be sufficient to cease Vin from making a regrettable choice after a little bit an excessive amount of Ron-Ron juice.
We surprise how his newly bro-mitted hetero life-mate Pauly D feels about all this …