Tom Cruise & Elisabeth Moss: Dating?! | Wireler
Looks prefer it’s a match made within the sacred volcano the place the evil Lord Xenu deposited the souls of our ancestors!
Beloved actors and fellow house loonies Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Moss are rumored to be courting!
Cruise, after all, is the A-list star of Top Gun who allegedly hasn’t seen his daughter in over 5 years after she was labeled a “suppressive person” by the creepy thugs who dictate his spiritual beliefs.
Moss, in the meantime, apparently sees no irony in starring on a TV present a few dystopian future managed by oppressive cult leaders whereas on the similar time pledging loyalty to a spiritual group that is repeatedly been accused of human trafficking and benefiting from slave labor.
Yes, each Cruise and Moss are devoted Scientologists, which suggests we must always most likely watch footage of their public appearances collectively, as she could also be attempting to ship us rescue directions by blinking her eyes in Morse code.
“Elisabeth has identified Tom endlessly as a result of they each belong to the Church of Scientology,” a supply near the alleged couple tells OK! journal.
“But early final 12 months, she instructed a buddy a stunning secret: She’s all the time had a crush on him. She had no thought phrase would get again to Tom and it will convey them collectively.”
The supply goes on to assert that marriage and kids are undoubtedly within the playing cards for Moss and Cruise:
“That’s Tom for you,” says the insider.
“He doesn’t sit on things – he’s a go-getter. When he makes a decision, he’s on it. And he’s decided he’s in love with Elisabeth.”
Oh, that irrepressible go-getter Tom.
Whether it is the lead position in a blockbuster movie, or attaining galactic oneness by cleaning his soul of alien contaminants, nothing stands between the actor and what he needs.
And these what he needs is Elisabeth Moss!
Moss has been unfortunate in love up to now, having gotten divorced from Fred Armisen again in 2011.
At one level, she was rumored to be courting Mad Men co-star Jon Hamm, however that relationship appears to have fizzled.
While we’re positive each experiences had been discouraging, we would prefer to take this chance to publicly encourage Moss to return to both of these males, or — for that matter — actually any man on the planet who shouldn’t be named Tom Cruise and doesn’t belong to the Church of Scientology.
With that stated, better of luck, you loopy children!