The Infamous Vinny Guadagnino-Angelina Pivarnick Hookup: A Brief History of Smush | Wireler
If you’ve got been watching the present season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, you will have discovered your self shocked by a quantity of issues:
There’s the truth that Ronnie’s new relationship is in some way extra unhealthy than his famously tumultuous romance with Sammi Giancola.
There’s Mike’s day by day calorie consumption, which we cannot rag on, as he may be storing meal reminiscences for his impending jail sentence just like the meals equal of a spank financial institution.
And let’s not overlook the passionate bromance between Vinny and Pauly D that is being more and more performed for laughs because the present cements its place as the primary actuality sitcom.
But should you’re like many viewers, probably the most stunning revelation of all may be simply how little you recollect of the present’s unique run.
Sure all of us bear in mind the broad strokes — the fist-pumping, the GTL, the t-shirt instances, the fights, and, of course, the smushing.
But you may be slightly hazy about who smushed whom and below what situations.
Fortunately, just like the Ghost of Smushes Past, Angelina Pivarnick remains to be haunting her housemates with fixed reminders of their unhealthy selections.
On final night time’s episode, the Hamster tried to recall the precise dimensions of Vinny’s penis, and regardless of useful comparisons from the person himself (a sprig paint can, an eggplant, of course), she discovered herself unable to conjure a satisfying reminiscence of Mini Vinny.
Fortunately, the parents over at Life & Style have compiled an oral (tee-hee) historical past of Angie’s sexual escapades along with her on-again, off-again co-stars.
For starters, sure, Vinny and Angelina connected in Season 2 — and it was bizarre as hell.
The face-sucking started in a cab, proper in entrance of their housemates — who had been understandably shocked, as Vin had simply lambasted Angelina as “the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island” someday prior.
“I was drunk, that’s about it,” Angelina stated the following day, by approach of rationalization.
“You do stupid things when you’re drunk.”
Of course, Angelina did not cease with Vinny.
She additionally connected with each Mike Sorrentino and Pauly D.
Unlike Vinny’s, these smush classes weren’t caught on digicam, however Pauly provided this one-star evaluate of his expertise:
“To find the right one, you have to through a lot of the wrong ones, so that’s what I’m doing right now.”
Yeesh. Why is it that Angelina continues to “vacation” with these folks?
Oh, proper, they pay her ungodly sums of cash simply to make selections on digicam.