Scheana Marie: Lindsay Lohan Sucks and Her Show Is Boring! | Wireler
When Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club premiered on MTV again in January, the present drew immediate comparisons to Vanderpump Rules.
This was no accident, in fact, because the press releases that led as much as the present’s debut inspired media retailers to make these comparisons between the 2 collection.
Superficially, Beach Club and Rules do have rather a lot in frequent, as each concern the drunken misadventures of a crew of sexy hospitality employees — however that is the place the similarities finish.
The essential factor separating the 2 reveals is the truth that Vanderpump is a robust contender for the very best non-scripted collection on TV, whereas Beach Club has been described by among the nation’s most esteemed critics (us) as “the kind of trainwreck it’s easy to look away from.”
Beach Club‘s scores began out low and declined all through the season, so it stays to be seen if the present will return for a second season.
(Smart cash says we have seen the final of Lindsay’s sand-and-syphilis crew.)
But Lindsay stays a topic of public fascination, so the Vanderpump forged are nonetheless requested for his or her ideas on her failed experiment throughout interviews.
The newest to be hit with the LiLo line of questioning is Scheana Marie, who didn’t mince phrases when Page Six requested her about Beach Club at a current membership opening.
“My friend Kailah [Casillas] was on it and I watched her episodes, but other than that, it’s boring,” Scheana informed the outlet “with a distinct eye-roll.”
“It’s by no means going to be Vanderpump Rules as a result of it was forged — our present is so good as a result of it’s natural; we’re actual mates. We’ve all recognized one another for a decade plus.”
Asked if the opposite VPR forged members share her opinion that Beach Club is only a lame knock-off, Scheana replied, “Everyone.”
Hilariously, forged members on Lindsay’s present additionally roll their eyes on the comparability — as a result of they suppose Beach Club is the vastly superior collection.
“They must be so fortunate!” clubber Billy Estevez informed Page Six.
“They work at a little, cheap restaurant in West Hollywood,” Beach Club‘s resident douche villain Brent Marks chimed in.
“Well, I mean it’s kind of expensive though, but I mean we work in Mykonos on an exotic island.”
Hilariously, this isn’t the primary time that Lindsay has gotten caught up in Vanderpump-related drama.
For years, Jax Taylor has been saying he slept with Lohan, a declare the previous actress vehemently denies.
Was launching a rip-off and firing Scheana’s pal all a part of Lindsay’s revenge technique?
If so, it would go down in historical past as essentially the most petty and needlessly-elaborate revenge in fashionable historical past.