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Meghan Markle Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction at Friend’s Wedding

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Meghan Markle Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction at Friend’s Wedding | Wireler

Wardrobe malfunction.

It’s a phrase that was first popularized by Justin Timberlake to explain the general public misfortune that befell Janet Jackson at Super Bowl XXXVIII.

In the years since, the time period has entered common utilization, as celebrities and peasants alike have fallen sufferer to nip slips, open flies, and different sartorial calamities.

And it appears even royals aren’t resistant to unintentional nudity. 

It’s a lesson that Meghan Markle discovered the exhausting means over the weekend at the marriage of Prince Harry’s longtime associates Charlie van Straubenzee and Daisy Jenks.

Yes, apparently these are actual folks and never characters from a misplaced F. Scott Fitzgerald novel.

Anyway, the nuptials occurred on August four, which occurred to be Meghan’s 37th birthday.

And sources say the Duchess determined to mix the 2 celebrations by attending the ceremony in her birthday swimsuit.

Okay, in order that is perhaps a little bit of an exaggeration.

According to a report in OK! journal — an outlet that tends to be about as reliable as Alex Jones on these issues — Meghan “accidentally flashed her bra” as she arrived at the marriage.

Onlookers who witnessed the “wardrobe malfunction” claim that Meg “left the highest button of her gown undone, the see-through lace could possibly be seen beneath.”

Scandalous stuff, clearly.

Don’t be stunned if the Brits attempt to pin this one on America, leading to a second Revolutionary War that must be a bit shorter than the primary one, as our $600 billion navy now has the capability to carpet bomb the British Isles into oblivion a number of hundred occasions over.

We child, after all — but it surely seems this marriage ceremony was one of many main social occasions of the summer time throughout the pond.

Yes, because it seems, Van Straubenzee is extra than simply the proud proprietor of a Bond villain final identify.

In reality, he is so shut with the Royals that he is godfather to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s daughter, Princess Charlotte.

Speaking of Kate, if there’s anybody who is aware of Meg’s ache, it is her.

As chances are you’ll recall, there was a time when Kate Middleton topless pics had been screamed about in all-caps headlines in each tabloid in America.

Obviously, Meg did not present practically as a lot pores and skin, so this factor ought to blow over fairly shortly.

Of course, there’s nonetheless the matter of Meghan breaching royal protocol but once more.

Will she be criticized by the Queen for flashing 1 / 4 inch of Victoria’s Secret lace?

Only time will inform.

Stay tuned for subsequent week’s installment of The World’s Most Boring-Ass Rich People.


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Bill.Goldberg

Bill Goldberg is our main contributor who has worked for wireler.com since 2017. Bill covers all aspects of the movie business, reporting on the latest deals and covering the biggest stories as they happen. He also occasionally writes movie reviews and lives in Texas US.

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