Lucas Glover: Assaulted By Wife Due to Bad Round of Golf | Wireler
Golf-related marital disputes have been the topic of 1000’s of hacky standup routines and Family Circus cartoons, however Krista Glover took the trope to a brand new degree over the weekend when she was arrested for assaulting her husband, professional golfer Lucas Glover.
But Krista’s subject wasn’t that Lucas determined to hit the hyperlinks as a substitute of as a substitute of becoming a member of her ar Bed Bath & Beyond to take a look at cover covers.
No, her beef was that the 2009 U.S. Open champion carried out like a complete beta-cuck on the again 9, standing idly by as scores of superior alpha golfers beat him to the outlet.
Anyway, we assume that is what was going by the thoughts of full-blown psychopath Krista, as she drunkenly attacked Lucas and his aged mom (!!!) after he failed to make the 54-hole reduce at The Players Championship on Saturday.
Krista, 36, was arrested on home assault and resisting arrest costs, having allegedly gone ballistic on Lucas in consequence of his poor efficiency.
According to a police report obtained by TMZ, Krista started by verbally attacking her husband, calling him a “loser” and p-ssy.”
It wasn’t lengthy earlier than the scenario bought bodily, with Krista throwing punches at Lucas till his mom, Hershey Glover, stepped in to attempt to break up the struggle.
At that time, of course, Krista turned her consideration to Hershey and began raining blows upon the outdated lady as a result of golf.
This all allegedly happened in entrance of Krista and Lucas’ two chldren, aged 2 and 5.
“When he performs a foul spherical of golf, Krista proceeds to begin an altercation with him and telling him is a loser and a p-ssy, how he wants to hearth everybody, and the way he’d higher win or her and the youngsters would depart him and he would by no means see the youngsters once more,” Hershey instructed police.
Correctly guessing that the media would latch onto this story as tenaciously as Krista grips her eighth gin and tonic and weaponized fire poker, Lucas determined to deal with the scenario on Twitter:
“On May 12, my wife and mother were involved in an argument to which the police were called,” he tweeted.
“Everyone is fine. Regrettably, although Krista was charged, we are comfortable that the judicial system is able to address what actually happened and Krista will be cleared in this private matter,” the golfer added.
“We thanks for respecting our privateness as we work by this unlucky scenario.”
Luke, possibly you’d reach convincing the world to transfer on if there weren’t two younger children concerned, however we’re considering nobody’s gonna depart this alone till you kick Krista to the curb.
She would possibly go full Elin Nordegren in your windshield as you pull out of the driveway, however what is the different?
We’re afraid leaving Krista’s psycho ass within the mud is the one manner to make sure you’ll have the ability to shield your children or take pleasure in a spherical of golf with out worrying about somebody shattering a full bottle of pinot grigio over your head the second you get residence.