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Lindsay Lohan Exposes Cleavage, Explains Why She Got Punched In the Face

Lindsay Lohan Exposes Cleavage Explains Why She Got Punched In the Face
Lindsay Lohan Exposes Cleavage Explains Why She Got Punched In the Face
Written by Bill.Goldberg

Lindsay Lohan Exposes Cleavage, Explains Why She Got Punched In the Face | Wireler

Remember when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” together with her ass-centric Paper journal cowl?

Well, that iconic pic impressed greater than only a Wreck-It Ralph sequel.

Paper has been attempting to recreate that web-shattering success ever since, however this 12 months they’re relying much less on nudity, and extra on confessional interviews with the tabloid queens of yesteryear.

First, Amanda Bynes opened as much as the journal revealing precisely what was going via her thoughts throughout the prolonged meltdown that introduced an finish to her performing profession.

Now, Lindsay Lohan is spilling the tea in hopes of receiving a equally compassionate response from social media.

There are two issues with that plan, in fact:

1. Lindsay effed up so exhausting for thus a few years that it is unimaginable to deal with all of her scandals in a single interview.

2. While Amanda was self-destructive, Lindsay usually turns her harmful impulses outward, negatively impacting the lives of those that have the misfortune to cross her path:

Remember when Lindsay obtained punched in the face whereas she was harassing a Middle Eastern household as a result of she insanely assumed that they had kidnapped their children?

Yeah, that is some next-level bigoted paranoia, even by the requirements of Trump Era America.

So it is a good factor that — though Lindsay has a brand new actuality present to advertise — the of us at Paper determined to deal with that ugly incident of their Lindsay interview.

We assume the interview principally began with, “So — what in the actual f–k was that?”

At first, Linds, dodged the query, saying that she would not speak about it over the telephone, however would inform her story face-to-face.

Naturally, she completely failed made good on her promise:

“There’s actresses, there’s several of them to my knowledge that don’t use Instagram or Twitter. But I feel like you sort of have to,” she mentioned, by means of dodging the query.

“It’s your way of controlling the narrative. I recently made the mistake of having my phone recording live video, and that I learned from,” Lindsay added.

“But I think it’s also important because if you’re doing something and you want to give direct access to your fans, you can contact them and see their thoughts and get an opinion.”

So after providing that lofty clarification over the telephone, Linds flew into NYC from Mykonos like some coke-fueled Carmen SanDiego.

She confirmed as much as her Paper photoshoot on time (which her publicist hilariously informed the reporter “to note”), however when the topic of her one-woman anti-human trafficking marketing campaign got here up, Lindsay was, unsurprisingly, “too tired” to speak.

“I read the situation wrong,” she later mentioned in an e-mailed assertion.

“I’ve learned from it. And that’s all I have to say.”

Thanks for that perception, Linds.

Anytime you get punched in the face and the entire world applauds, we predict it is protected to say you “read the situation wrong.”

“I would love to know why I get constantly clobbered in the press,” Lindsay mentioned in her interview.

“I could do 99 things right and one thing wrong, but it’s that one thing that will be focused on.”

Well, Lindsay, when the one factor you probably did fallacious is harass an immigrant household for the crime of getting accents, yeah — persons are gonna deal with that.

Asked about her hard-partying methods, the 32-year-old former actress acknowledged that these days are behind her … for the most half.

“I like to have fun, but that doesn’t mean I need to go out and drink and be crazy,” Lohan informed the magazine.

“I have a good relationship with that. It’s funnier to watch other people party.”

Wait, so she’s on the market taking part in ICE agent fully sober?!

Jeez, this case is extra severe than we thought.

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Bill.Goldberg

Bill Goldberg is our main contributor who has worked for wireler.com since 2017. Bill covers all aspects of the movie business, reporting on the latest deals and covering the biggest stories as they happen. He also occasionally writes movie reviews and lives in Texas US.

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