Lena Dunham Accused of Sending Unsolicited Vadge Pics to Jack Antonoff | Wireler
It’s been some time since Lena Dunham has performed something to warrant the eye of us slavering hellhounds within the gossip-sphere.
It might have to do with the truth that she’s adopted a extra low-key way of life today and turned her consideration to, in her phrases, “pursuing slow meaningful spiritual progress.”
Of course, it is equally potential that all of us concurrently determined to cease usually checking her social media accounts for any quantity of legitimate causes.
(Public curiosity in her private life has been on the decline ever since Girls ended; she appears to google herself continually regardless of being cursed with very skinny pores and skin; Lena-related gossip steadily facilities round “hard pass” material like vaginas crammed full of pebbles, and many others.)
Whatever the case, there’s much less Lena in your life today, and we do not want a spotlight group to know that you just’re most likely okay with that.
But the never-reliable Star journal determined to dip its toe again within the Lena pond this week, and regardless of the excessive chance that this story is complete BS (once more, Star journal) we determined it is amusing sufficient to share with you.
As you could recall, again in January, Lena and Jack Antonoff broke up after six years of courting.
By all accounts, the cut up was mutual and amicable, but it surely appears Lena misses extra in regards to the relationship than simply quipping “I hope you bought Anton a drink first!” each time somebody mentioned her boyfriend’s full identify.
An “insider” tells Star that Lena continues to be hung up on Jack in an enormous manner, and her obsession is starting to take a toll on his new relationship.
“She calls Jack at least five times a day, all in the name of ‘friendship’ – and she always talks to him right before she goes to bed,” says the nameless good friend.
“She’ll text him photos of her private parts at like 1 a.m. At that point, he just turns the phone off.”
Not surprisingly, the supply additionally claims that Jack’s new girlfriend, Carlotta Kohl, is lower than thrilled with the state of affairs.
“Half the time she spent with him, he was on the phone with his ex!” says the tipster of a current date between Jack and Carlotta.
We determine September is an effective time to get round to our New Year’s decision of attempting one thing new day by day, so we’re really gonna defend Lena as an alternative of making a bunch of straightforward jokes at her expense.
Here goes nothing:
Lena Dunham might be not sending unsolicited vadge pics to her ex-boyfriend, and the one manner this supply might sound extra made-up is that if it known as the state of affairs “steamy,” or used another phrase that is solely ever been utilized by tabloid writers.
Now in case you’ll excuse us, this small act of decency has made us really feel all out of kinds.
We’re gonna go kick a pet or vote Republican or one thing to stability ourselves out.