Lamar Odom: I Used a Prosthetic Dong to Cheat at the Olympics! | Wireler
Lamar Odom is again in the information this week, and folk, we’re all higher off for it.
Odom has a new memoir popping out, and so as to promote the ebook, he is been sharing previously-unknown revelations about his wild life and occasions.
We’ve identified for fairly a while that Odom engaged in all method of dangerous habits off the courtroom, however it seems his downward spiral was extra extreme than most of us realized.
In the ebook, Odom confirms that he was a coked-up wild man throughout his marriage to Khloe Kardashian.
The drug use has been well-documented — Odom almost died from an overdose in 2015 — however it seems Lamar’s dishonest was simply as excessive.
Odom claims he is slept with 2,000 ladies in his life, and whereas these aren’t fairly Wilt Chamberlain numbers, we’re hoping poor Khloe has been totally examined since ending that disastrous marriage.
So clearly, Lamar had bother conserving it in his pants — however it seems his penis issues do not finish there.
Odom was named to the 2004 US Olympic basketball workforce, and in the ebook, he calls his choice “one of the biggest honors in my career.”
However, “the joy of being named to the twelve-man roster quickly turned to anxiety when Olympic officials informed me that I would have to pass a drug test before officially joining the team,” he writes.
Odom says he was “smoking weed every day that summer” and knew he might by no means move a urine check the old style manner — and so, he obtained artistic.
“We started googling ‘fake penises’ and studied different ways to beat a drug test,” Odom writes
While he says he “was paranoid it wouldn’t work” going into the check, the fraudulent dong apparently did the trick.
“(An official) stuck a thermometer in the cup to gauge the temperature … satisfied that the pee was mine, said ‘Welcome to Team USA,’ ” Odom writes.
The US workforce went on to ship a disappointing efficiency that yr, incomes a bronze medal after struggling a surprising loss to Argentina.
(No disgrace in a bronze, however when you could have freakin’ Lebron in your workforce …)
But Odom realized a precious lesson that clearly caught with him for a number of years afterward:
No one actually desires to take out a magnifying glass and study your privates, in order that they’ll largely simply consider no matter type of dong-related deceptions you may give you.
Words to reside by.