Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant With Fourth Child?! | Wireler
We’re residing in a golden age of Kardashian pregnancies, people.
First we discovered that Kylie Jenner was pregnant together with her first baby.
Shortly thereafter, we bought phrase that Khloe Kardashian was anticipating.
And after all, all of this follows on the heels of reports that Kim Kardashian is anticipating a fourth baby by way of surrogacy.
Obviously, all of this places Kourtney Kardashian in a really troublesome spot.
Her standing because the household’s resident baby-making machine is being threatened, and if you happen to thought Kourtney would simply sit idly by and let that occur … nicely, you are in all probability proper, because it seems.
If, like us, you spend method an excessive amount of time on-line googling every particular person member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan after which beginning over on the prime of the record, you will have heard the rumor that Kourtney Kardashian bought pregnant together with her fourth baby as a result of she needs to, like, bond together with her sisters and stuff.
And as a result of that is the web and we’re residing within the yr 2017, the story solely will get extra ridiculous from there.
Kourtney is courting Younes Bendjima today, however based on one persistent social media report, she’s not pregnant by him.
Oh, no … that will be far too apparent.
No, based on varied nameless “insiders” on Twitter, Kourtney is knocked up by none aside from Scott Disick.
You could also be saying to your self, “Hey, is not Scott creepily courting Sofia Richie today whereas consuming himself to loss of life in Mexico, a la Under the Volcano?”
To which we might reply, “Yes, and we’d like to take a moment to commend you on your knowledge of the works of Malcolm Lowery and/or the films of John Huston?”
Put merely, Kourtney will not be really pregnant with Scott’s child.
In truth, she’s in all probability not pregnant in any respect.
As far as we are able to inform, this rumor is the results of a scene in final week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, by which Kourt revealed that she could be open to having one other baby with Scott.
Yes, one way or the other in 2017, there are folks watching actuality exhibits who’re fully unaware that the footage there watching was filmed a number of months in the past.
(The snow within the Cleveland scenes ought to’ve been a lifeless giveaway.)
Now, so as to cowl our tracks, we’ll say that it is doable that Kourtney is coincidentally pregnant with Scott Disick’s child.
While we’re at it, that stuff about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer is perhaps true, too! Who is aware of?!