Kelly Ripa: The Bachelorette Is Disgusting and So Are the People Who Watch It! | Wireler
You understand how your Aunt Carol is all the time flooding your social media feed with memes about made-up holidays dedicated to sizzling canine or offshore oil rig employees?
Well, she dropped the ball in an enormous means if she failed to tell you that it is nationwide Hot Takes About the Bachelorette Day!
First, we realized that Nick Viall flat-out hates Luke Parker, who seems to be Hannah Brown’s frontrunner at the second.
(Check out our Bachelorette spoilers if you wish to see how that performs out.)
Now, it seems that Kelly Ripa is equally disdainful of the entire freakin’ franchise!
Yes, it might be the creeping apathy that comes with being compelled to take a seat subsequent to Ryan Seacrest each morning, however plainly Kelly has precisely zero f–ks to provide.
The lady is creeped out by the entire Bachelor/Bachelorette content material machine, and she does not care who is aware of it!
On as we speak’s episode of Live With Kelly and Dude From American Idol Who’s Somehow Still a Thing, Seacrest revealed to Ripa that Hannah Beast herself will probably be a visitor on the present later this week.
Not solely did Ripa apparently don’t know who Hannah is, she made no qualms about the proven fact that she just isn’t a member of Bachelorette nation.
“Oh, it’s an entirely different person?” she requested after revealing that she thought Colton Underwood’s girlfriend, Cassie Randolph, was the new Bachelorette.
“You guys, you understand how I really feel about the present, it disgusts me,” Ripa informed her bemused viewers.
“I can’t stand the concept of 25 distinctive ladies combating over one strange fella, for my part,” she added.
“You understand how I really feel, girls, we’re too particular to be arguing over a man.”
At that time, Ripa unleashed her fury on the studio viewers like Daenerys Targaryen at King’s Landing.
Or she gently chided them for watching a present she does not like. Same distinction.
“Having said that,” she scolded.
“All of you women watch that gross, gross show.”
Okay, so Kelly does not look after The Bachelor?
But how does she really feel about The Bachelorette?
Well, apparently, she thinks it is “it’s all creepy” and she describes The Bachelorette as “just as creepy” as The Bachelor.
So plainly whereas there is perhaps some feminist beliefs behind Ripa’s distaste for the franchise, in the end she finds the entire concept of a rabid competitors with a human being as the reward to be a bit unseemly.
We’re along with her — however we way back realized to only shut off that a part of our brains on Monday nights.