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Johnny Depp: Hiding Deadly Disease From Fans?

Johnny Depp Appears Gaunt Frail In Shocking New Photos
Johnny Depp Appears Gaunt Frail In Shocking New Photos

Johnny Depp: Hiding Deadly Disease From Fans? | Wireler

Last week, followers have been shocked by images of Johnny Depp trying gaunt and frail whereas on tour along with his band in Europe.

If you have not seen the picture in query, simply think about what Johnny would appear like if he had spent the previous few months making ready for a live-action sequel to the Corpse Bride.

Or, ya know … you may simply see for your self within the pic under:

Look, Depp superfans are an actual and terrifying bunch, and we know higher than to needlessly provoke them, so earlier than you scroll all the way down to the feedback to excoriate us for cracking jokes a few dying man, allow us to make one factor clear:

Johnny Depp might be not dying.

In reality, he is most likely simply superb.

In reality, his reps have already issued a press release claiming that he is dropping pounds on objective and is more healthy than he is been in years.

But none of that can cease the Australian tabloids from working their readers up right into a lather with claims that Depp is on his deathbed.

In case you are not acquainted, Aussie tabloids make British tabloids appear like freakin’ New York Times when it comes to journalistic integrity, which is de facto saying one thing, as British tabloids have been placing US tabloids to disgrace when it comes to, properly, shamelessness for the previous couple a long time.

Basically, simply consider every thing Donald Trump has mentioned in regards to the mainstream media up to now two years and know that every one of these issues are really true of the Aussie tabloids.

Anyway, one scandal sheet from Down Under has demonstrated an obsession with Johnny’s well-being that is matched solely by each single Hot Topic clerk on the planet. 

In a chunk with the admirably restrained and refined title of “What’s Killing Johnny?” {a magazine} that is apparently identified solely as NW claimed that sources near the actor are deeply involved that he is on his final (fatally skinny) legs.

“His pals are apprehensive he’s preserving quiet a few severe sickness,” says an almost certainly made-up “insider.”

“It’s well-known that he’s a heavy drinker and the worry is his frail look may very well be linked to medication or booze… or each.”

The insider claims that one sickness specifically has Johnny followers involved:

“Many are apprehensive he probably has liver most cancers or one thing as a result of he’s so skinny and has obtained, like, no hair now.”

Lol on the declare that “many” folks jumped to that very same ultra-specific conclusion.

“Johnny’s trying slimmer than standard. Must be the liver most cancers,” cried the lots in unison.

We guess the oldsters at NW can skate by on a technicality right here, as Johnny Depp will virtually actually not reside eternally, and is thus dying, in a way.

But if we all know Johnny — and we do not — he’ll be shambling throughout the stage just like the reanimated cadaver of his idol Keith Richards lengthy after everybody has stopped caring or paying consideration.

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