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Jersey Shore Recap: The Dirty Hamster Earns Her Nickname

Angelina Pivarnick to JWoww Youre Just a Jersey Whore
Angelina Pivarnick to JWoww Youre Just a Jersey Whore

Jersey Shore Recap: The Dirty Hamster Earns Her Nickname | Wireler

Angelina Pivarnick’s temporary stint on Jersey Shore Family Vacation was most likely a scores stunt coordinated by the present’s producers, and never — because it was framed — a brainchild of prank warfare champion Pauly D.

The Rob Kardashian of Staten Island injected some much-needed drama into the proceedings, however final evening, she was instructed to pack her rubbish baggage and head again north.

Pivarnick’s time on the present resulted in becoming style, by which we imply, it was form of gross and forgettable.

JWoww was burdened with the unenviable activity of informing Angelina that her time in South Beach was over, and the dialog was surprisingly — and considerably disappointingly — drama-free.

“I’m not mad at all,” Pivarnick responds to Jenni’s revelation that the remainder of the group wish to “finish as a family.”

“I was able to be part of something I always regretted.” 

Pivarnick is not precisely identified for her method with phrases (“Um, hello!” has gotta be one of many lamest catchphrases within the historical past of actuality tv.), however we expect she meant to say she’d regretted the best way her relationship with the guidos ended, and she or he welcomed the prospect to make amends.

It briefly regarded as if Angelina would exit on a excessive word, however then she drunkenly sh-t her pants within the cab on the trip house and proceeded to not STFU about it for the remainder of the evening.

Never change, Angelina. J/okay, please change your dirty attracts instantly.

Once Angelina had been returned to the reviled borough from whence she got here, the solid launched into a trip inside a trip.

A vacation-ception if you’ll.

Yes, for causes which are by no means solely made clear, the guidos head to the Bahamas, the place essentially the most fascinating to occur was the massive reveal that Mike’s abs are now not shredded.

Just once we have been questioning if it was too late to deliver again Angelina, the present labored in a pair of subplots that may brighten up the proceedings a bit. 

The operative phrase there’s “might.”

First, there is a poorly-acted scene by which Vinny’s mother is upset that she’s unable to get ahold of him, so she heads to Miami within the firm of the ultra-pervy Uncle #MeToo.

(At this level, they need to simply present producers proposing the concept to those cameo characters, as a substitute of asking us to imagine {that a} digicam crew simply occurred to be hanging out within the Guadagnino residence whereas Ma was blowing up the duck telephone,)

Next, we study that Mike’s girlfriend might be paying a go to to Miami, the place Mike will clearly pop the query, as a result of producers have been telegraphing that “twist” since episode one.

Join us once more subsequent week, the place we’ll choose aside the Sitch’s proposal and proceed complaining about how nothing actually occurs on Shore, while concurrently acknowledging that we might tune in for an hour of Snooki studying the telephone e-book out loud.

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