Jennifer Aniston Is PREGNANT WITH BRAD PITT’S BABY!!! (According to Ridiculous Tabloid Report) | Wireler
These days, Jennifer Aniston is available on the market, having just lately ended her marriage to Justin Theroux.
Brad Pitt is not single, and is at the moment courting Neri Oxman, however will the web let just a few pesky details intrude with information so faux it nonetheless stinks of the beluga and Smirnoff they serve for lunch on the Kremlin?
We assume you already know the reply to that query.
Yes, phrase on the social media road right now is that Aniston is pregnant with Pitt’s child.
While it is enjoyable to joke about each single nonsensical rumor originating in Moscow, it appears this report comes to us from Down Under.
Specifically, we will thank the Aussie tabloid Woman’s Day, which just lately claimed that Brad and Jen are married, and has been pushing the “pregnant Jen” fan fiction because the days when Ross and Rachel had been on a break.
This time, the report has picked up some added legitimacy thanks to OK! journal, which made the baffling resolution to run with the story.
“Jen: Yes I’m Pregnant — With Brad’s Baby!” exclaims the tabloid’s newest concern.
The piece itself makes use of the worldwide language of BS to “report” on the story with out ever stating a single reality.
“Sources are buzzing,” OK! claims, insisting that Aniston and Pitt are “finally on their way to becoming a family” whereas providing nothing in the best way of proof.
“During one of their romantic get-togethers that Jen surprised Brad with a proposal — to have a baby with her,” an “insider” contends.
“Of course he agreed.”
Note that at no level does the supply truly declare that Jen is pregnant.
The greatest OK! may do was discover somebody prepared to declare that Pitt and Aniston talked about having a child at one level.
The supply went on to declare that the actors are “blissfully, if quietly, comfortable and planning subsequent steps,” which does not imply something, and isn’t how folks speak.
It may appear to be we’re going notably onerous on OK! for doing what tabloids have finished since time immemorial, however we have actually reached the purpose the place this specific rumor wants to be put to mattress.
We know the tabloid media has a protracted historical past of pairing up celebs who’ve zero curiosity in each other romantically, however this journal is especially shameless when it comes to enjoying … OK! Cupid.
We’ll present ourselves out.