Hannah Brown: I’mma Get That D This Season! (Whether Luke P. Likes It Or Not!) | Wireler
Hannah Brown’s season of The Bachelorette is off to a slightly …. fascinating begin.
Of course, that has little to do with Alabama Hannah, and all the pieces to do with Luke Parker — really probably the most psychotic villains ever solid on a mainstream actuality present.
You’d have to return to Puck from The Real World or coked-up Situation from the early days of Jersey Shore to search out extra contemptible habits captured on digicam.
If you’ve got been studying our Bachelorette spoilers, you already know Luke’s destiny.
If you have not, and also you’d want to be shocked by the end result of his evil machinations, we advise you learn no additional.
Somehow, Luke makes it to Hannah’s ultimate 4.
It’s shocking information, as she already appears absolutely fed up together with his BS, and we’re nonetheless a number of weeks away from the hometown spherical.
Thankfully, he would not make it any additional than that.
Hannah sends Luke packing in the course of the dinner portion of their date night time, and it seems to be like we all know what triggered the untimely booting.
It appears Luke might have slut-shamed Hannah for daring to hook up with different males throughout her earlier fantasy suite experiences.
We can be taught three issues from this growth:
1. Luke has by no means watched the present earlier than.
2. He’s a fair greater douche-nozzle than we thought, and
three. Hannah has zero f–ks to provide relating to judgmental asshats.
We’ve already seen her ship the traditional line “I’ve had sex, and Jesus loves me!” in previews for the upcoming episodes.
That was presumably in response to Luke’s outburst, and whereas Hannah is barred from leaking spoilers, she did dish on her views concerning intercourse and faith whereas talking to reporters at a purple carpet occasion Tuesday night time:
“My faith is really important, and some people question that, but like I said, I don’t hold anything back, and part of a relationship is being sexually attracted to somebody,” Brown mentioned.
“I’m sexually attracted to those males, and I’m not going to carry again on that,” Hannah Beast continued.
Brown went on to level out a problematic double commonplace between Bachelors and Bachelorettes:
“The time that I’ve with them is the time on digicam, so if I need to make out with them, I’m going to make out with them,” she mentioned.
“I don’t really feel like I ought to must defend that as a result of I’m a girl, and I’ve seen a variety of Bachelors do this. And relationships are multi-faceted, and I’ve to discover all that.”
Big shout-out to Hannah for defending her proper to strive earlier than she buys.
As a bonus, her feedback most likely pissed Luke P. off much more, and that dude deserves to spend the remainder of his days in a seething rage.