Farrah Abraham: I’m Ready to Fight Drita D’Avanzo! | Wireler
It’s been about six weeks since Drita D’Avanzo threatened to smack Farrah Abraham within the face.
And but, Farrah nonetheless stays annoyingly un-smacked.
That’s the factor with usually-spontaneous gestures like face slaps — you actually need that aspect of shock.
You cannot announce your intentions publicly after which wait out the proper alternative.
It provides your opponent an excessive amount of time to put together for the eventual rumble, and it seems that’s precisely what Farrah’s been doing.
Yes, not solely has Farrah been attacking lodge staff, she’s additionally been partaking in a extra formal type of fight coaching.
According to The Blast, Farrah just lately started coaching as a boxer with none apart from former Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson as her coach.
Hilariously, Farrah says she hopes to take part in a star boxing match with the proceeds going to an anti-bullying group.
The irony in that sentence will make your head explode for those who concentrate on it too lengthy, so let’s simply transfer alongside to the query of who Farrah will likely be squaring off in opposition to.
She performed it coy when requested straight:
“Maybe a few of the Teen Moms who speak trash about me and bully me,” Farrah replied.
Maybe a few of the producers who bullied me off the present I created with them so possibly Morgan Freeman ought to step out.”
She does know that when folks discuss placing a cease to bullying, they’re not speaking about beating up all of the bullies, proper?
Okay, so clearly Farrah is gonna struggle Drita, however first, they’ve to fake just like the feud was re-ignited organically on social media.
We get it.
The wait will likely be annoying, but it surely’ll be amusing to hear Farrah’s clueless feedback about her future boxing profession.
“I simply need to be certain I do know what I’m doing and look my finest,” she advised The Blast.
“Like I’m Floyd Mayweather stepping within the ring for the ladies.”
You’re somewhat late for that get together, Farrah.
Floyd Mayweather is already the Floyd Mayweather of beating up ladies.