Farrah Abraham: I’m Not Going to Jail! That’s Fake News! | Wireler
Last month, Farrah Abraham was arrested after allegedly attacking a male workers member on the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Earlier this week, Farrah was formally charged with assault, and prosecutors determined to tack on resisting arrest for good measure.
(That’ll occur when video of you telling the police to go f-ck themselves makes its manner throughout social media.)
Naturally, Farrah dealt with the scenario by admitting blame, asking forgiveness of the sufferer, and getting into remedy so as to be certain that nothing like this ever occurs.
Just kidding, she’s truly been blaming everybody else for her arrest and mendacity concerning the altercation each probability she will get.
Yes, regardless of appreciable proof to the opposite (Did we point out that video with the cops and the F-bombs?), Farrah says she was not arrested.
Most not too long ago, she made that delusional declare on the Instagram web page of Paparazzi Magazine after the outlet tagged her in a submit concerning the arrest.
“Don’t tag me on lies all this is false,” Farrah commented.
“False info,” she added.
Yes, apparently, “false info” is Farrah’s model of “fake news.”
Sadly, she will not be sufficiently old to run for president in 2020, however the way in which her profession goes, you may anticipate her to be elected to the White House in 2028.
Anyway, to the shock of completely nobody, Farrah is totally stuffed with it.
She was arrested; she has been charged with a number of misdemeanors; and he or she is going through 18 months in jail.
The people over at Hollywood Life even went as far as to receive court docket paperwork pertaining to Farrah’s arrest.
Armed with that proof, HL reached out to Farrah for remark.
The stunning half is, she truly responded.
The not-so-surprising half is, she’s nonetheless attempting to BS everybody.
“This case is all false. It’s all lies. It’s all false info,” Farrah responded.
“The court docket date has been set for August 13th, however there was no choose assigned. I’ve instructed all people that is all false.”
Man, she actually loves that “false info” catchphrase.
You’ve gotta love how Farrah thinks she will be able to simply make folks’s heads spin with authorized mumbo-jumbo, and everybody can be like, “Well, she must be telling the truth!”
A phrase of authorized recommendation, Farrah — do not strive that on the choose.