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Duggar Girls Announce Swimwear Line For Fundamentalists: You Don’t Have to Flash Your Knees to Be Sexy!

Duggar Girls Announce Swimwear Line For Fundamentalists You Dont Have
Duggar Girls Announce Swimwear Line For Fundamentalists You Dont Have

Duggar Girls Announce Swimwear Line For Fundamentalists: You Don’t Have to Flash Your Knees to Be Sexy! | Wireler

The ladies of the Duggar clan aren’t precisely identified for his or her trend sense.

After all, till Jinger Duggar rebelled and began sporting pants in 2017, all of Jim Bob and Michelle’s daughters rocked floor-length denim skirts and sported the lengthy, Little House on the Prairie Without a Supercuts coiffure favored by their mom.

Part of the rationale for that is that the Jinger and her sisters are required to observe the strictures of “modest” gown always.

Of course, the Duggars are an outdoorsy crew, which has led many to marvel what the ladies and ladies do after they play sports activities or go to the seaside.

As we discovered when Joy-Anna Duggar lifted weights in a skirt with sweatpants beneath, the reply is — they improvise.

But previously two years, the Duggar sisters have develop into extra impartial and fewer fearful of their trend decisions.

So maybe it ought to come as no shock that Jana, Jill, Jessa and the remainder of the J-squad have launched a enterprise enterprise in hopes of offering an possibility to ladies who share their passions for evangelicalism and bodily exercise.

Introducing Dugkini — a swimwear line designed by the Duggar ladies and launched on the household web site this afternoon.

A weblog put up credited to Jill and Jessa guarantees a search for each form, and assures followers that after they’re rocking Dugkini there’ll at all times be three units of footprints within the sand — one for you, one for the lord and savior JC, and one for bae, who’s positive to be shut by your aspect once you’re sporting these designs!

Obviously, the Duggar gals confronted some distinctive challenges that the majority swimwear designers are usually not pressured to grapple with.

Namely, how to provide up to date seaside fashions with out condemning your clients to an eternity within the fiery depths of hell.

“Just in time for summer, it’s the swimsuit that’ll make you the talk of your youth group trip to the Lake of the Ozarks,” the Duggar ladies write.

“Sure, most swimwear designers may assume it is completely ‘groovy’ to flash your ankles up and down the seaside such as you’re Audrey Hepburn or Rita Hayworth (each of whom are at the moment scorching on Satan’s rotisserie, btw), however we predict it is necessary to do not forget that you are accountable for the impure ideas of the boys in your life,” the put up continues.

“So in case you like your summers sizzling however your afterlives far more temperate, seize your self a Dugkini and say, ‘Get behind me, Satan — however do not gaze thine eyes upon my bottom whilst you’re again there.”

We’re positive the Duggar ladies struggled with the chance that their husbands may really feel threatened by their means to earn cash, but it surely appears they finally determined that serving to America’s harlots and floozies cowl their sinful hides was extra necessary.

We’re additionally positive that that is an April Fools’ joke. 

We child ya ‘trigger we love ya, Duggars!

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